So Bad

Yeah.. Haha..you feel that baby? Yeah, I feel it too. Damn. You know..I'm so glad we could spend this time together See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am i? Heh.. I'm the American dream! I'm the definition of white trash balling, I'm right back on 'em, with the [scratches] I can't call it Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin'! Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend? Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again! Now, it all started with my father I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama Keep my entourage with me, baby I'll make a promise There ain't nobody as bomb as me I'm as calm as The breeze, I'm the bees knees, his legs and his arms I'm a S-superstar, girl, I'm ready for you mama! Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas? (Refrain x2) So bad So good that I'm so bad Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table But you may wanna find something more stable I told you I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April! But thank you for staying April, I'ma make you learn To appreciate me, differentiate me From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissyface, please Initiate phase three! Missy now service me Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby! Ooh you're doing that even better than your mom lady! I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did you? Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with you Got a twisted sense of humour, it's warped, but I didn't hit you I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm.. (refrain x2) Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! I can hold you in the morning But in the evening I gotta go.. 'cause I'm on to the next girl, And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh..! I got you caught up in the rapture Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped you You never wanted someone so bad you're sweating But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed you? Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's organic You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin' Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and Throw your spine out of alignment My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick any one else out of a lineup so stop at a store, pick a pint up Let's get the pineapple schnapps going, no one'll knock cause I'ma hang a sign up Saying "Don't Disturb", shorty I'm so superb I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words? (refrain x2) Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! I can hold you in the morning But in the evening I gotta go.. 'cause I'm on to the next girl, And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh..! (refrain x2) Haha.. Dr. Dre 2010! Light years ahead of you..haha.. Whoo!