Kookies

It's horrible One little evening alone home End up with carpal tunnel syndrome And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes Supposed to be checking e-mails All I got is messages from ass naked females I don't know a Jenny She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny And that's the last time I saw her But thousands of more horror and on-line Gomorra And Sodom, they got 'em with they curls out And they got a better sales pitch than the Girl Scouts I wonder what I owe her for a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa ("Nite nite!") Uh, okay honey, sweet dreams Now it's time to get serious like Peek Freans A metal handful, wipe it on the quilt Wife wakes up and I'm kill't over spilled milk Locked in looking at your picture Fully clothed winter and I'm right there with ya Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone A man could only wish you could do the same till he get home Fat chance, at least he get snacks That'd have to do till a brother get back Untill then smack One-Eyed Jack And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a tri-pack That's three different flavors Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers Acting all hard, 'bout to get beat up I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up As soon as he fell off his beat down All I hear is, "13th cell put the sheet down" Damn C.O What the hell do she know? Besides the fact that she wanna get dug out on the d-low A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen Out in the mountains and I stop drinking again In the wee hours, he's gotten farther Needing three showers, being hot and bothered The wiz with her legs bent pregnant God bless the day she wondered where her egg went I need a L but it's hard to drink with out it And could use some kookies but trying not to think about it Watching "BET" on jazz for knowledge on file Every other commercial, college hoes gone wild Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch Like we got for lunch, chocolate fudge butter crunch You don't mess with the Ritz Bitz Wheat Thins, Saltines or Triscuits Matzos or Cheez-Its Catch sugar fits every time that he sees Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunk Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk Even the Oreos, no matter what the weather Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together In the game he's shameless Even uses a code name: Famous Amos Cheaper than a short stay at the Days Inn And good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin Give a hand to who invented the camera Skip past the graham, animal and Grandma's Shh, make sure she don't wake from her dream chill Or get caught with a handful of cream fill "Oh, honey!" "What are you doing? That's so nasty!" (It might seem ill) "Ew! Go wash your hand! No!" "Get out of here!" (Kookies) DOOM is master of the world I'd sure hate to see that ugly mug of yours in my history book You've disturbed me for the last time Hey, y'know something gang? That DOOM ain't really all bad What do you mean, Ben? Well, on account of him I had me a real good time Y'know? I mean, between you and me, I kinda like being black Well, maybe if we're lucky, he'll attack us once more and send you back, Benjamin Ah-haha, very funny, very-very funny He must be mad Well, if anyone can do it, nevertheless let's get out of here, while we can Food, we need food