Border Patrol

It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, hmmm Going to Miami via Vancouver coming from Jamaica Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding I was on the outside, for some reason, they won't let me enter, hmmm I went to the border, they say my passport was not in order and so Seven of us got back on the bus, felt like a looser, hmmm We went from rooms, we got some food, am I a dream, hmmm I went to some club, they were playing reggae, rock and blues a, hmmm I know I'm a winner, but this time they say I'm a looser But I said, hey, but I said, hey It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile The next day I came back to the embassy Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding I was an early birdie, at 8:30, hmmm Set the mouse free, let him enter, hmmm Don't forget immigrants build this country, hmmm Out of all the people, me they decided to remove a, hmmm He said come this way, you look like somebody we a look for, hmmm Searching my bag, take my shoe, ran it through the computer Dong, ding-ding, ding-ding Wump-pem-pay-ay Wump-pem-pay pay-pay pay-ow Oh-fizit-now-zet Wump-pem-pay-ay Wump-pem-pay pay-pay pay-ow I'm about to expose it It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, hmmm Cock-a-doodle-doo, doodle-doo-oo, I am the rooster, hmmm Stop spinning me around like, I'm some roller coaster Don-ding, don, ding-ding, ding-ding You make it seems I'm the most wanted, hmmm Take me out of this room, it's so scary and haunted, hmmm Jamaica, Jamaica, I am a teacher, hmmm I'm an singer, and actor, born entertainer, hmmm You've taken away my passport and my visa, hmmm Sending me away, back to jamaica, hmmm It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95 It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile I was on my way to California coming from Taiwan, Mexican border I was there with a Mexican who was a poncho villam, hmmm He said to me, do you want burrito, time for a salsa, hmmm I said I've got to go, I've got to go to California, hmmm Immigration officer let me pass the border, hmmm You know what I got to do, a show in Los Angeles California, hmmm It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive Trying harder, harder to get across the border, to hit the i-95 I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile Going to Miami via Vancouver, coming from Jamaica Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding I was on the outside, for some reason, they won't let me enter Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding I went to the border they say my passport was not in order, and so Seven of us got back on the bus, felt like a looser Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding We got some food and we got some rooms in Vancouver Don-ding, don, ding-ding-ding We went to some club, they were playing reggae, rock and blues a, I can not confuse a I guess I was winner, but this time they said I was a looser I not confuse a, what I said I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile, jah know I'll walk, I'll talk, but I not crawl on my belly like a reptile It's getting harder, harder to get across the border, ain't no jive