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Bald is a track by The Darkness, taken from the album “The Platinum Collection”, released March 24, 2008 on Rhino. It runs 5:31. Use the Play button above when a verified stream is available, or choose a listening service from the other options.
Within the album sequence, this recording sits alongside I Believe In A Thing Called Love, One Way Ticket, Love Is Only a Feeling. Open the album page to compare the full running order and the listening options available for each song.
Song details
- Song
- Bald
- Artist
- The Darkness
- Release
- The Platinum Collection
- Format
- Album
- Duration
- 5:31
- Release date
- March 24, 2008
- Record label
- Rhino
- Content notice
- Standard
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Lyrics
Find another songIt would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God
Thank God instead of me
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God
Thank God instead of me
Sock it to me baby, yeah
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God
Thank God instead of me
Thank God!
Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God
Thank God instead of me
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